#mafia!remus

Remus is glaring at the speck of blood on the sleeve of his once pristine white shirt. The culprit sits across from him, cheeks wet with tears and nose bent at an unnatural angle after getting his face smashed against the hard vintage wood. "My wife just had this cleaned."

The glasses make me weak 😭

I love David so much ugh but the glasses holy shit!

Gosh I have been planning a mafia! Remus series/oneshots for a while now...he makes me weak😭😭

I loved it I'm glad I'm not the only one

Listen I love Mafia!Remus sooo much! I could write 1000 blurs about him.

Like he gives his s/o princess treatment? Agressive with everyone but soft with you? Spoils the shit out of you? THE ‘WHO DID THIS TO YOU’ VIBES. The potential for angst!!!!! Sign me the fuck up.

IMAGINE it had been a specially bad day, to the point where Remus is the first one through the door and everyone else cowering behind because he is not only covered in blood but he still has the gun in his hand and they know he will shoot them; no questions asked.

That is until he sees you in your pjs. You hurry to him, take the gun with a cloth and his hand with the other.

“Dove?”

“It’s okay Remmy, you just need to change. I know you hate wet clothes.”

“I’m covered in blood, dove.”

“You always say the same! I don’t mind, love. I just want you cleaned so you can cuddle me on the couch.”

“They’ll think I’ve gone soft with you.”

“But you have! Besides you terrify them. Not Jamie and Siri though.”

“I’ve known them forever! Would be weird if they did.”

“You just need a little loving, Remmy. If they think you’ve gone soft I can scare them a little for you.”

“You?”

“Yeah, little old me. I can be a little mean, you know?”

That night while Remus is napping on the couch you absolutely tear them appart and they just understand. Remus and you work because not only do you love and respect eachother, but you are willing to scream and yell in a room full of armed men all because Remus might feel disrespected.

he’s not even unhappy, remus is beaming.

he’s just a lot more reserved with it.

you on the other hand, you’re flaunting the ring to sirius, james, lily and marlene who came over for brunch.

“it’s so pretty! i’m so excited to plan everything!” you can’t stop glancing at the ring- your dream ring.

james is right there on the brink of overexcitement with you- gushing about the ring like he hadn’t had lily do some incognito ring sizing for remus.

sirius uses your distractedness to turn to remus, “you look chuffed,” he says it sarcastically, but remus really is.

“i can’t wait to just marry her,” remus says, sipping his black coffee and you marlene and lily get carried away in flower arrangements.

“she stop talking about the ring yet?” that gets a chuckle from remus.

“Does that hurt?” You asked pressing a bit harsh on the wound. “Yes. A lot” Remus hissed grabbing the side of the hospital bed. “Good. Next time think about how your feeling right now before doing anything stupid again.”

Your words made him furrow his eyebrows in guilt. “No need to tell me off when I’m bleeding from my shoulder.” He mumbled as you turned around to deal with Sirius’s gash on his neck.

“Don’t know what you guys were thinking.” You muttered wrapping a bandage on his neck. “It was his fault. Decided to fuck around with the dealer.” Sirius said making James glare at him.