proud of your love.

The nature of humanity is that every so often someone accidentally invents Shakespeare again

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

west virginia