socrates 2.0

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

i assumed this was porn

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

when enkidu dies Gilgamesh covers his face, veiling it “like a bride”. Haha (sudden low voice through gritted teeth) the ancient Mesopotamians are running circles around us. I need you to get your ass on the field and give me your best yaoi or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad