random+wierd=awesome

unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

“go ahead and mingle” are four of the scariest words in the english language thank you and goodnight

imagine boobs. are you imagining them. ok. you’re welcome

reblog this with have you skipped class before yes or no.

*preparing to go outside* i'm normal. i know how to cross the street. i avoid eye contact in an organic non weird way, as if i simply do not notice fellow pedestrians.

I could be better but I'm considering becoming worse

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

“When I became a vampire, they told me I’d have to harden my heart to the pleading of my victims. They didn’t heckin’ warn me what some of them would be pleading for.”

To lovely humans who were excluded from invitations, left behind when they tied their shoes, forced to walk in the grass when the sidewalk was full, spoken over when you tried to contribute, whispered about or laughed at, given side-eye when you tried to fit in…. you are so worthy of love.

buying a different snack than usual at the store is one of the bravest and most dangerous things a girl can do

I’ll forever be the person who says "It’s okay, I understand" even when my heart is literally shattering.

Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.