I just want my broccoli

can i speak my truth? there's absolutely NO way we got swanqueen having a whole enemies-to-friends (lovers) arc and end up CO-PARENTING their son!!!! for so many people not to see the fucking vision. regina and emma kissed with tongue!!! they were fucking raw on mayer mills' desk while the little town of storybrook was in shambles!!! captain hook this robin hood that they were nothing!!! nothing compared to the arc emma and regina had!!! need i remind u, there was a murder attempt between them!!!! which is ofc one of the sexiest foundations to any ship!!! im not even kidding when i say "miss swan" (🫦) triggers me like a sleeper agent i just knowwww they fucked nasty all the time and i can't be convinced otherwise. it was always them. it was always about them and that's my truth. #MyTruth

Imagine being so gay that you curse an entire city so that your soulmate just-born can grow up, give birth to her son, that you'll adopt, and in the meantime you stop time so you don't grow old and you can wait for her, finally meet her, fall in love and raise your kid together. Just imagine

the concept of "canon" is fake anyway. if you write a fanfic with better emotional arcs than the original you win. i said what i said