thesis to my antithesis

manager my bualls hurt can i go home.

Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck

iphone getting rid of the headphone jack started the recent decline of civilization

In the beginning God said let there be Drama and He saw Cain kill Abel and He saw it was funny as fuck and He said it was Good

they shoudl make an emoji of a guy lying on the ground writhing and dying

when i dont reply to a message itsbecause i love you

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

ugh im so old i can't stop dying

babies are real AF for crying in public, theyr'ejust saying what we're all thinking

i crawl oujt of a ditch shaking and covered in blood and when you ask me what's wrong im just like I need something sweet

hey your post fucking bit me

Yamato can you file me as a dependent