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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
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was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.
i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])
she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??
best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this
and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, โด this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.
my artists rendition of the morning in question
The mile-long rainbow flag being carried down First Avenue in New York City.
โFor New York City Pride in 1994 (Stonewall 25), Baker created a mile-long rainbow flag that was carried down First Avenue in Manhattan. During the parade, Baker used scissors to cut segments from the flag to be rushed to Fifth Avenue for an impromptu protest march in front of St. Patrickโs Cathedral, the headquarters of New York Cityโs anti-gay Catholic archdiocese.
^โAt the bottom of the image is the segment of the flag cut for the St. Patrickโs Cathedral protest. Photograph by Mick Hicksโ
โGilbert Baker wearing a white sequined dress (right) and other protestors triumphantly march the cut pieces of the mile-long flag past St. Patrickโs Cathedral. Photograph by Charles Bealโ
Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White โbut Californian. And an old man.โ in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.
โWhen he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.โ
โAww. They were checking on him!โ I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought โMaybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands theyโre gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, theyโd be like โWell, thatโs very sad but he IS food now.โ So what youโd need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh thatโs what the dwarves were doing! Youโve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.โ
oh that's what the dwarves were doing

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How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy whoโs job it is to destroy plastic
it is okay sometimes, to just look at a thing and love it without leaving your mark on it.ย
i told you i was saddened - too many people feed wild animals, mistakenly believingย โonce wonโt hurtโ. too many people think that wild animals are just bigger/smaller versions of domestic animals - they see a fox running around a house on youtube and think thatโs a catdog and i could keep it. i told you that the worst part of working with wildlife was having to take care of the aftershock of this. in my state, any nondomestic animal that bites a human mustย be put down to check for rabies, even if we are positive the animal is safe. the government just slashed the budget again, no more EPA. around this time every year, we spend hours on the phone trying to rehome creatures that canโt survive in the wild anymore - someone thought a feral animal could beย โtaughtโ to be a pet.ย
a woman cries to me. the fox in the basket is growling.ย โi thought it was like a dog,โ she says.ย โI didnโt know it would be this much trouble.โ
i told you -ย why canโt people understand that care can look different on different bodies. that sometimes love for one thing is not love for another. that it can be selfish to want to hold something that was not meant to be held. the lovely thing is that we have plentyย to hold, and each other, and a whole world; but there are things with hearts that should stay in the woods. itโs not yours to touch, is all.
you told me: let people have their fun. itโs one raccoon. itโs one bird full of bread. itโs not that big of a deal.ย
much later, long after you had been washed out of my hair and my life and my hurting - i realized you would leave little bruises on me, but hated whenever my lipstick smudged across your cheek. you used to say - i just donโt like the feeling.ย you would bite my lip until it bled and look down at me and say - marking my territory.ย
my sister watches me fold my laundry. she says itโs nice to see me slowly coming back to happy. i thought i had been tamed by you; she saw i had actually just been broken in half. she smiles when she hears me laugh. you are regrowing your wild heart. and honestlyโฆ thank god for that.
One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well Iโm Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. Iโm Greek.
One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because Iโm not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said โoh no Iโm Brazilian hahahโ and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, โIโm Brazilian tooโ
When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasnโt great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasnโt great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadnโt studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. Iโm sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.
Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.ย One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.ย The problem was that he didnโt speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.
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ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?
i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

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A once-in-a-lifetime shot โ the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. ๐ ๐
Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.
Happy Pride month to the moon
You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.
saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard
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This is Progress
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