aubreytriton:
True, they could have just blamed me on some kind of illegal science experiment, people love to find scientific excuses for stuff before they believe in things like the magic of mermaid! I don’t know, although you know what’s the absolute best? Those cooling towels they sell now, have you tried them?
Exactly! Humans are nice and weird like that, and it makes hiding in plain sight way easier than people are led to believe. I haven’t tried cooling towels, no! Those sound awesome, oh my god. I need to give those a go asap.

















