Living off of Diet Dr. Pepper

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.

The FAA had to explicitly make rules about how long pilots have to have off between shifts, and how far away from their home you can pin their home airport, because it doesn't mean shit that someone has 10 hours between shifts if they have a 2 hour commute each way. They had to make these rules because multiple passenger airplanes crashed because the pilots were exhausted from tight scheduling. Employers won't just work you to death, they'll take a hundred random customers with you.

Imagine a record store with a cringe section

where else are they supposed to put the beatles?

The dumpster

oh, did I ever tell you about [thing I've told you about no fewer than four times, opening on exactly this sentence every single one of those times]

So, is this supposed to be what "really" happened, or just the in-universe version of the cartoon?

Based on what we see of Mason towards the end of the cutscene, it appears to be the latter.

Which confuses me, cuz then why did they make a bunch of changes so that it's more naturalistic and less silly? Since the in-universe cartoon is supposed to be pretty bad?

I am talking about the dialogue and such.

Most in-universe sources agree that Malthus really was like that. Which is why his attempted lawsuit against TBC got dismissed (that and him trying to batchall the judge).