✨anime and existential crises✨

don't be horny around me i'm an empath

reblog if ur a princess

Me, packing for a trip: what if I take half the bathroom and my entire closet with me?

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.

maybe i want to be talked to really softly. and manipulated a little

the thing about men's sports is that eventually they will start putting on displays of homosexuality so depraved you couldn't even find it in porn. and it's essential to their game

Who was everyone's like first fictional/cartoon crush??

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.