AI Slop in the Wild

More israeli AI generated propaganda. AI goes hand in hand with fascism, as the image itself is an attempt to gaslight you into believing it was something made by a human.

Van Gogh's legacy has already been shit on multiple times in various ways. One of the worst offenders being the "Van Gogh Immersive Experience", at least one of the two (or more?) that was a bunch of shitty photoshopping of his paintings displayed in motion on a wall in a dark room.

They had fake prints of his paintings on canvas that you could tell were downloaded at low resolution from google images. Somehow his estate approved this.

At least this show is just a bunch of actual flowers arranged to be like his paintings, which is sort of cool because it's using real human work and real flowers that are inspired by his art.

Here's another one from that same NFT art show. I'll give this one credit that it's slightly more interesting. But again, wtf is it?

The AI has no intention, it has no vision. It's just poorly replicating and mixing together things that existed before that had intention behind them.

I accidentally found myself at an NFT art show where shit like this was playing.

NFTs were created with the idea that actual artists could control the rights and monetization of their work better, but as losers and scammers always do, they ruined this and filled the metaverse of NFTs with procedurally generated ape-slop (not AI!) and then actual AI slop like this.

Who the fuck thinks this is good? I'll admit it's fucking weird, but interesting? In no way shape or form.

I could open Photoshop, press my face against the keyboard, stick the mouse up my ass and bounce around on the floor smashing the keyboard into my face over and over again to randomly select tools while the mouse is moved and activated by the clenching of my buttchecks, and whatever I made would be more interesting than this.

WHY ARE THE PICTURES OF FOOD AT H-MART ALL AI GENERATED?????

I forget where I was when I saw this. I probably tried to block it out of my memory. It looks like a painting, but once you get even remotely close to it depending on how bad your eyes are, you will eventually see, no, this is pure SLOP.

This is a video in a google listing for a restaurant called "Wolf's Lair".

The Wolf's Lair was Ad0lf H1tler's first Eastern Front military headquarters in World War II.

👦: Aw hell naw, whut up dog?

🐶: Hey kid! I'm a computah!!

Where do I even begin???

Generated Artificial Images™ stealing the work of a graphic designer to promote an automated deep frying machine that steals the work of cooks.

Aeropostale (a big profitable company) cheaping out on artwork for their crappy boxer briefs.

This shit is clearly AI generated, as the guy running the program is a big time dumbass capitalist who thinks AI will somehow save us, but all it's been doing is eliminating jobs with poor replacements of art.

Let's break this "logo" (stretch of the term) down a bit.

First of all, this lumpy head, crooked mouthed, Disney-fied unknown dog breed is the mascot for "D.O.G.E.", because the org was named after the doge meme. Isn't that funny? No? Okay! He doesn't even look like a shiba inu, more like a corgi, or a pomeranian. Who knows if this is a failure of the AI generator, or bad "prompt-engineering" by idiots 🙄

THAT IS NOT DOGE

THIS IS DOGE.

For fuck's sake, you'd think the man-child meme-lord who had the stupid idea to do all this would even have the sense that an unsupervised 13 year old making a reaction meme for 4chan has to use even a similar dog that looked like the dog from the doge meme.

What I find most annoying about this is because this ultra-rich LOSER just totally ruined this meme that before he made this sham of government efficiency, still could be used as slang without people assuming you're a crypto bro who lost their life savings by shorting DogeCoin.

Just think, the amount of human consensus it takes to appreciate a single image, agree with the way it's used and find it funny enough, to reuse it, and continue the trend in how it's used for it to become a MEME.

Then think, how big of a LOSER you have to be to single handedly destroy the adoration people have for that meme so people not only hate the meme, but entirely forget about it and associate everything about it with the stupid thing you did with it? Good lord.

What about the rest??

Two flags! Two! Twice the America!!

The top one has poorly rendered parallel lines for the stripes which is typical of AI generators because it doesn't know how to "draw" something graphic that still has complex shape in space.

That goes for the details of the random gear containing the other flag, which if this was hand drawn, it was just be drawn poorly, which begs the question: which is better, to do something fast and wrong, or more thoroughly and correct? — Efficiency!!!

WTF is up with these stars? Don't even ask why they're not all star shaped, or even symmetrical, because they're AI generated, there is no answer to those questions! That's just what it spit out.

Don't even get me started on the godawful "typography", or lack thereof in this slop.

I won't go into every shitty pixel, but I'll stop at what would be glaringly bad work if done by a human. I guess since an LLM spit this out according to some giggling manchild loser's typed out prompt, that makes it acceptable because it's "technology", right? FOH