Ain't Life Peachy?

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

me and the cats

jerma carnival frog attack deserves to be framed and preserved for future generations to demonstrate humanity’s innate ability to work together towards a common goal. those people across the world worked together to hit that man with a frog

If this isn’t something my dogs would do lol

LMFAO

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

never forget the only reason we have fat yoshi is from the valiant efforts of suppermariobroth

we all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and the shrek movie series, but we also all collectively agree that their existence makes the world a better place

The king laughs at the jester, but values his wit and honesty

Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba supereruption in 75,000 BC

Turn on the sound

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this”