girl what the hell?

the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

i am so . forgets what i was going to say and starts sobbing and banging my head against the wall