Jason Todd, best brother ever.
“What do you mean I had to pick up Damian after football practice?”
“Do you really want to break Tim’s coffee habit? Switch his coffee to decaf”
“Goldie, I just volunteered you for some charity event, because I didn’t want to do it myself”
“I don’t need you to come to the bank with me Bruce, I know your password”
“I’ll sign your school conduct report for a price, Demon. I learned Bruce’s signature since middle school”
“Clean police records are so overestimated, kids”
“I don’t need security gear, I’m an expert in survival”
“Call Alfred, replacement, this situation requires a level of adulthood I have not reached yet”
“What kind of stupid question is that? Of course I have a death wish.”
“Duke, I am so sorry you got dragged into this family. I bit of advice: being drunk helps, though”
“Death is the answer, believe me. It just wasn’t for me,”
“Fuck off. Everybody in this family has daddy issues”
“We’ll make Goldie take the fall. Bruce isn’t immune to your pleading look”
“Pissing Bruce off is exactly my cup of tea”
“Happy birthday Replacement, you are old enough to get thrown in jail”
“My best advice to you kids is: never listen to Bruce”
“I’ll give you 20 if you don’t tell Damian I accidentally killed his hamster and replaced it with and identical one”
“Traffic laws do not apply to us, even when out of costume. Learn that kids”
“I am a goddamn delight. I know”
“GCPD is just as useful as Bruce parenting skills”
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