NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

License plate “jizz lord”

we were so right when we invented the concept of friendship bracelets and wedding bands and the like. just matchy stuff in general. to feel this piece of jewelry on your skin and to fidget with it, a physical reminder of your connection with this other person who’s so important to you. to know they’re also wearing the other half of the pair, or group of 3 or more, because they love you too…

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal

babygirl you're so full of yourself an ouroboros would be jealous