You Can Dance If You Want To

how to keep constantly busy so you never have time to think because you’re too scared to face what’s in your mind

everyone is understanding of and ready to support you through your mental illness until it either a) stops benefiting them, b) starts becoming an annoyance or inconvenience, or c) you get as bad as you warned you would get.

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

“The staff count as people” has me dead

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

lmaoooo khloe is me af

im glad she didn’t say her mum was full korean lmao

god they try to take everything lmao 

Me trying to get along with my mother

I can’t fuck wit ppl that got the flash on when they get phone calls or texts

Why do you hate HOH and deaf people??

here’s an alternate theory: i wasn’t thinking about them when i made this post, and you know that as well, but decided u would make an issue out of this anyway

“tumblr: a short story”, 2016

sword

blocked

this looks like the beginning of a gay porno tbh

IT SO DOES OMG

I would watch this if it was gay porn

I’m the fake mustache

reblog this post to literally teleport

where to?

yeah

I love this lol