I'm Alexis.

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Like boo can I have my face back!?

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THEY’RE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND SMART AND HAVE JOB

You can sponsor a rat and you will get adorable personalized emails telling you how well “your” rat is doing! I did this for my sister a few years ago and she’s still getting emails about Martok the HeroRat’s mine-clearing successes and called it the best gift ever.

*hyperventilates* OH MY GOD I WANT AN ARMY OF THEM

Actual Pokemon

always reblog the hero rats

Show us the birth certificate Donald

WHERE’S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE DONALD

I need me a freak like this 

if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands

I’m still fucking devastated about this.

Same. I’ll never get over it and nothing has been the same since.

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Just want to point out that Christopher Reeve was considering suicide before Robin Williams showed up. He didn’t just make him laugh, he saved Reeve’s life. Also, he paid for Reeve’s medical bills from the accident.

*stillgrosssobbingoverthis*

I will never get past his death.

crying

Yeah, I’m still not over this

The most beautiful, funny people are sometimes the ones hurting the most - and the best at hiding it.

Blink 182 changed their profile pic to a rainbow and the comments are full of people threatening to unlike them

Did people listen to “I Wanna Fuck a Dog in the Ass” and conclude that this was a conservative, God fearing Christian band who valued the traditional nuclear family

This blog will make you feel at peace