Proud owner of a swiss army knife

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

apologizing to the universe :(

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

For anyone who needs it 🧙‍♂️

needing her again

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

Dear sweet baby Jesus please let apple tv remember that Kaladin Stormblessed is supposed to be asian and 20 years old please don't let them make him older and white amen

Please his 19 year old tortured swag is CRITICAL to the plot amen

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways