Proud owner of a swiss army knife

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

apologizing to the universe :(

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

For anyone who needs it 🧙‍♂️

needing her again

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

Dear sweet baby Jesus please let apple tv remember that Kaladin Stormblessed is supposed to be asian and 20 years old please don't let them make him older and white amen

Please his 19 year old tortured swag is CRITICAL to the plot amen

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

the thing about speaking truthfully from your heart and also being deadpan in your tone is that people will think that you are constantly lying or are being sarcastic. i have never lied about anything ever. except for the times i did lie. but most of those times it was either for the bit or because i thought it would be funny.