Perseverance

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

thinking about how all the adults were absolutely bullshitting when they said that school days are the best days of your life???? like whatever issues i have going on now, i can buy myself little treats like a book or food whenever i want. i feel like im stagnating in my current job so im looking for a new one. imagine if i was bored of school, no one would let me go to a new one. I don’t have to hang out with anyone I don’t want to. being an adult is fuckjng amazing and i was so right to feel trapped as a kid

No more girlbossing i want to girl rest girl sleep girl lay down etc

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

dark by 5pm is not good for procrastination, i be like yeahhh it’s late i’ll do this tomorrow

what do you mean the year’s ending? i haven’t fixed my life yet

why do i need to cite sources? if pliny the elder could get away with saying "it is well known" while describing how horses get pregnant from the wind then why can i not

when is it my turn to get the feminine urge to study for three hours straight

college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb.