the lights are on, but noone's home

girls who learned all their vocab from books and are now constantly embarrassing themselves by pronouncing words slightly wrong in conversation

Megamind

how am i supposed to relax when there are things

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

The audio is just 

whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

most men are just some guy

my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

*dialog box that says "that was very stupid" pops up in my field of vision and i swipe it away with an annoyed sigh for the 138th time today*

when a centaur needs to go faster he slaps his own ass

thanks! i hate it

Wallow in your misery, cretin

just bc i came when you went pspspsps doesnt mean i like you. Fucking idiot

‘remembering small things people have told you about themselves and showing them you remember even when they’ve forgotten they’ve told you’ as a love language