Teamdad's place

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: Seems very friendly 


2. Truth is: CARING TEAMDAD THAT GOTS YOUR BACK


3. How old do you look: 22


4. Have you ever made me laugh: YES >:3


5. Have you ever made me mad: WHEN YOU WON’T SHARE >:O


6. Best feature: your kindness


7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I love you

I nearly drowned when I was 3. My mom had to jump into the pool fully clothed to rescue me. 44 years later, she still complains that I made her ruin her Mickey Mouse watch.

My mom broke my arm when I was 6. She tells a funny story about it. She doesn’t tell the part about when she came to me immediately afterward and complained impatiently, “Stop crying! It doesn’t hurt that bad.”

When I was in my 30′s, a doctor committed malpractice in his treatment of me, resulting in me permanently having less than 50% kidney function. Every single time I mentioned the kidney disease to my mother—panicking about what this would mean for the rest of my life, explicitly asking her for comfort and reassurance—she told me that it was my own fault for trusting the doctor instead of researching everything on my own.

Some people will tell you that nothing is more important than family.

I’m here to tell you that love is more important than family. Loving yourself is more important than family. Finding other people who offer you unconditional love is more important than family.

If your family causes you pain, then there are a hell of a lot of things more important than family.

Prompt: Protective.

Crystal and Falcon, my OCs. Crystal’s about ready to kick butt cause someone insulted Falcon. Falcon’s telling her it’s not worth it.

the “is this really a boat” challenge

the “do you know literally anything about your friend” challenge

the “can you not die from a bullet shot by the wild west version of a stormtrooper” challenge

the “is the amount of sand in my eyes really worth not dying” challenge

the “figure out if the car moving on its own is weird or not” challenge

the “should we do something about these zombies or nah” challenge

the “how long have we been walking and isn’t it kinda hot” challenge

the “what if freddy krueger was remote controlled by a baby” challenge

the “is this trap too obvious to be a trap and can you bond over watersports” challenge

the “is it okay to throw dogs at blind people” challenge

the “how gay can we make this look” challenge

the “can’t read my pokerface” challenge

the “can a noob beat a leet” challenge

Keiichi Okabe, the composer of NieR: Automata, invites the audience to sing the chorus of Weight of the World/End of YoRHa with him.

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