Agent Teatime

Sorry for the no posts i been driving 2 days straight but im still here I saw all sorts of things

What kinds of things

Road

Horse?

Ok guys so have you ever tought about fish smoking seaweed?

Someone make a spongebob parody out of this

*offers you an evil retirement plan and extremely good evil workplace benefits*

But do you offer evil dental?

Excellent, I look forward to working with your evil team and being apart of your  nefarious schemes and plots

Thank you. I’m overthrowing God

I'm in

all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

is this bird dubstep

A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.

[A large kookaburra is sitting on someone’s wrist and laughing.]

So you’re telling me the stereotypical jungle animal noise sound effect was a Kookaburra all this time!?

Also many times the sound effect for dolphin noises is a Kookaburra sped up!

Fear

I love that the Kookaburra is considered a stereotypical jungle animal, but it only lives in Australia and New Guinea.

when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream

i crACKED UP

excuse me how the fuck is sidon a bad taste in men 

even tho I don’t support yall n ur fish fucking lifestyle I don’t think shark man is comparable to the other characters on this list. Like at least he seems like he would be a supportive boyfriend. He doesn’t deserve to be compared to blimpydick croquet or fucking eridan

OP what the hell is your damage did a shark man break your heart once

Is no one gonna talk about Leviĺ

i deserve to be called baby bc im baby, thank u for coming to my ted talk

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

I'm in

Imagine going to someone’s house. Maybe it’s a friends. Maybe it’s a coworkers. Regardless you’re there. They offer you a drink. You’re thirsty so you ask for a glass of water. “Want ice?” They ask. “Sure, thanks.” You reply. You continue looking around the room in idle curiosity. Maybe this is the first time you’ve been round their home. You hear their foot steps getting closer and turn to face them as they walking back into the room. They have a clear glass of water in their hands, except of course their appears to be something orange in it. An orange slice? You wonder. You reach out and accept the glass. You exchange smiles before looking down at your glass of water. It’s an ice cube you note. Only it’s orange? You peer closer, only to realise with dawning horror what the ice cube is. What it’s made of. You look back at them. They’re smiling politely and ask if everything’s okay. It’s not. It will never be okay again. You eye the window wondering weather that’s a viable escape route. It might just be justified at this point. You gaze back to your glass of water, the ice clinking rhythmatically against the side. You sip it. “I’m fine” you respond.

That’s certainly one way to handle it.

Hey Siri, how many times in a row can I legally reblog a post?

If you ever see /s on a post of mine, this is what I mean

THANK YOU

Ok guys so have you ever tought about fish smoking seaweed?

Someone make a spongebob parody out of this