Stardust and Moon Rock

Listen, if you’re looking for a new show to watch, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D has everything. Found family, including a mother and father figure? Comedy? Slow burn romances and also a bickering divorced couple who get back together? An insane amount of hurt/comfort? Characters who get superpowers? Plot twists? Action/adventure? Alternate universes and time travel? Strong platonic love? Characters with flaws? Fleshed out storylines? Autistic-coded characters? Characters dying and coming back to life? 136 episodes to watch the characters grow together and become a family? It’s the ultimate show

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

deeply disturbed by that one specific feeling after you’ve seen a really good movie (maybe it’s not “good” but you get the point). it’s just like im way too full of love and thoughts and yet im also gapingly empty and hyperaware of my place in existence at the same time, and im pretty sure i’ve unlocked a secret of the universe that i couldn’t explain to anybody else if i tried. and yeah i will forget what it is by tomorrow but from now on, anything that reminds me of that one movie and the way it left me changed inside will always just have this unplaceable emotion attached to it. weird