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#michael shelley and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by agenderfrenchfry

#found this while searching for the milk one #i smell a new pinned post

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jakewag

//suicide

wonder if rose made empty suicide threats to her friends like she does to mom. i wish her self destructive tendencies were brought up more by the fandom. lowkey a vent so i dont care if this is ooc if im gonna be honest. i just wanted smt to work on for awhile

EDIT: i was really suicidal when i made this so if you could refrain from criticizing it in the comments that would much be appreciated. you can do that with my other works but not with this one. i genuinely just dont care if it is good or not and enough people have told me i didnt meet the bar and i dont careeeee!!! please stop

EDIT AGAIN!!!: you do not have to worry about me! i am on antidepressants now and this was made i want to say a month ago...? my queue on here is suuuuper behind. im doing fine!!!! i got help ♡ if you are feeling this way also i STRONGLY suggest you seek council too because someone loves you i am positive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#tw suicide #tw suicide attempt #no suicide happens but the subject is the focal point of the comic #tw suicidal ideation #homestuck #jade harley #rose lalonde #dave strider #john egbert #dad egbert #mom lalonde #you write them so well holy crap #i knew someone who did stuff like that when i was younger and this feels very accurate #also dadbert best dad we love him here

whenlifegivesticks-blog

#tma #tim stoker #martin blackwood #michael distortion

I just noticed that if you place the student unicorns in chronological order, their names progress through the night sky linearly.

Sunset -> Twilight -> Starlight -> Dawn

#louis yaps #mlp #mlp fim #sunset shimmer #twilight sparkle #starlight glimmer #luster dawn #luster’s name also breaks the name scheme the first three have #which is understandable considering she represents the dawn of a new era of fim

fernuminous

front camera selfie problems

fernuminous

Someone asked about the phone screen closeup (my fav part hehehe)

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eliassimp

Jon Sims and Michael Distortion

#tma #jon sims #michael distortion #noodle…

Okay has anyone considered the potential of a Ride the Cyclone x TMA assistants au. (This is a rhetorical question. You probably haven’t. But I’m making you now.)

Just imagine it for a moment: Six ex-archival assistants wake up in a domain of the End, guided by Oliver Banks—sent by the Web just as he was for Jon in our universe. He explains that one of them must come back to life for fate to continue the path set for it by the Spinner. But only one—if even one other returns, things will unravel all the same.

Most of the participants know each other quite well. They all served and lost either themselves or their lives under Gertrude Robinson, after all. Well. All but one, of course: A woman wearing a mannequin head in place of her own, who can’t seem to remember who exactly she is.

#louis yaps #tma #tma au #ride the cyclone #rtc #this is a universe where the web realizes sasha has to be brought back for its plans to work #it’s rigged in her favor from the very start much like it is for jane #i have a few matchups #jane -> sasha of course #ocean -> emma #constance -> fiona #and ricky -> michael #(this one is the weakest #it’s because SABM reminds me a lot of the spiral #and i think michael would also fantasize about having confidence and control a lot)#i’m not as sure about misha and noel though #should’ve paid more attention to the assistants #if you have an idea for them i’d love to hear it

momokarp

Heya, absolutely love your work and your Michael still lives AU. I know you tend things chronologically but I have to ask : How does Michael deal with paranoid stalker Jon?

(Because on one hand Michael can relate, on the other they have an already strained relationship and on a secret third one Jon paranoïa was partially caused by Not!Sasha which doesn't exist in your AU so... Help)

Unfortunately, Michael will make things worse before he actually helps Jon.

He DOES FEEL BAD for Jon, especially having once been in his position, but he’s also the perfect target to have a little fun with. Michael (at this point) will have a harder time resisting the urge to mess with Jon, and he’ll feel deep regret only afterwards, when his head is a little more clear.

Short term, it’s really funny to mess with him. Long term, he knows it’s bad for Jon and himself.

Not!Sasha isn’t around, but that doesn’t mean the Not!Them isn’t around (and got someone else 😏)

momokarp

It’s all fun and games until your human conscious catches up and reminds you why you’re here-

#tma #tma au #michael shelley but he lives #michael shelley #michael distortion #gerard keay #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #sasha james #doorkeay #it’s okie dokie michael #everyone loves watching the archivist suffer #i think it is called #a sport

megafaunatic

see her fabulous

dragon-in-a-fez

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

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Gamefreak really introduced the depression Pokemon right in time for my preteen years. I appreciate it, guys.

#louis yaps #pokemon #sobble #i wouldn't say sobble saved my life #(that honor went to all my fancy new prescription drugs)#but i still think i'd be worse off without it #it sounds kinda stupid but the idea that even when i was miserable all the time #i could still grow up to be cool and happy #it really helped

catsdelightful-deactivated20240

Hey artists, C. Spike Trotman, founder of Iron Circus Comics, just posted an invaluable thread on depicting different types of black hair. I’d do the thing where you screencap the whole thread and post it but it’s just too long (which is great because it’s a whole lot of useful information!) Give her a follow while you’re there.

Anyway, go check it out. I just wanted to save it and share it because I didn’t know how much I didn’t know!

misslunarose

This is an amazing resource, not only for artists, but for writers too! I love this!

{ID - tweet from @/Iron_Spike that reads, “Black Hair for Non-Black Artists: a Cheat Sheet Thread. Hi, folks! Just spur-of-the-moment decided to put together some reference for folks who want to draw/model black characters in their work, but arent confident they won’t make simple, obvious mistakes w/r/t black hair. END ID}

obi-mom-kenobi

I noticed in the comments that some people can’t see the thread, so I took screenshots for y'all!

More will come in reblogs, since tumblr has an image limit

obi-mom-kenobi

#thanks!

yuri-alexseygaybitch

I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre

nachosforfree

If you dont like horror then watch the normal cutesy netflix gay shows ???

times-chu

the phrase that's ruined every media ever

#okay love the idea #one suggestion though why don’t we scrap the horror and high school premises and make it about a witch in the alps looking for her cat?

entropicbias

my friend conjured this idea up and i was moved enough to draw it.

#homestuck #dave strider #dad egbert #cake for dave...#dadbert please adopt him he needs a guardian who feeds him

9ine9ine9ine6ix

After a twenty year journey, you finally approach your Quest Bed.

>> Ascend to Godtier.

happy 413 for the rats and the homestucks and all in between, and thank you @a-burnt-muffin for classpecting Neil for me lmao!

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revvethasmythh

was helping set up a used book sale today and found a truly magnificent find. published in 1988, The Cat Empire is a collection of photos of a cat named merlin, billed as "a master of disguise, a chameleon among cats." basically, it's pictures of this cat cosplaying different historical eras/cultures/professions, and i just need to share some of the best ones i found (pardon the lighting, i am not a photographer but these needed to be shared)