Agatha: Darcy sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you".
Wanda: How do you ‘accidentally’ say “shut the fuck up?”

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Agatha: Darcy sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you".
Wanda: How do you ‘accidentally’ say “shut the fuck up?”

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Monica: Damnit, I can’t find Agatha anywhere.
Darcy: I’ve got it, babe. *clears throat* WANDA MAXIMOFF IS SINGLE!
Agatha: *barging in with her magic at the ready* LIKE FUCK SHE IS!
Darcy: Found her.
strange: wanda, meet loki
loki: loki, god of mischief. a pleasure to meet you
wanda: hmm mischief? agatha would love you
loki: i beg your pardon, who?
*agatha appears out of nowhere*
agatha: me dumbass *teleports a martini into her and loki’s hands* wanda here says i may like you so, lets put that to the test shall we?
agatha: question number one, have you ever bitten a chil—
wanda: AGATHA NO-
Wanda: I’m not gonna sugarcoat it. This is the biggest challenge I’ve ever faced.
Wanda: No offense Agatha!
Agatha: Eh

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So apparently Marvel What If will have a season 2. Here’s my wishlist:
Winter Soldier Peggy.
Kree Empress Carol or Empress Vers.
Thanos was never born.
What if Aunt May was bitten by the Spider.
Bucky becoming Captain America.
Agatha as a member of the Avengers.
What if Pietro and Wanda’s powers were reversed?
FRIDAY used to create Vision instead of JARVIS.
What if Wanda was sent at Mysterio instead of Peter?
Ultron winning.
Isaiah Bradley as Captain America in the 50′s.
Agatha: Wanda, I do not respond to insults.
Wanda: *sigh* Okay, just look for any destruction and follow it to the virus... sweetheart.
Agatha: Got it, Honey ✨
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People still don’t realize I moved though and keep asking me stuff about ‘school’, like what’s that? Never heard of it 🤷🏻♀️
Wanda: If corals get stressed, they die. So if I was a coral, I'd already be dead
Pietro: What do corals get stressed about anyway?
Clint: Current events
Wanda:
Pietro: Ooh- I sea
Ngl one thing that ALWAYS bugs me about people who always poke fun at Pietro Maximoff for ‘not being able to outrun bullets’ in the ending of Age of Ultron is…. he could, he literally did so at almost point blank range earlier in the movie… He wasn’t trying to out run the ships guns tho, he was trying to protect Hawkeye and the civilian kid and ultimately blocked it with his body, assuming he wasn’t going to have enough time to move them out of the way without them getting gravely injured in the process by the time he got to them (given he didn’t start running until he heard the ship gun start going off) :/

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*after the final episode and Wanda’s victory*
Agatha: Fuck you!
Wanda: *leaning forward* You wish.
Wanda: Is there anything productive I can do at 4am?
Agatha: Ever heard of sleeping?
Darcy: Damn, Agatha, are you the terms and conditions?
Agatha: What?! Why?
Darcy: Because I don’t give a fuck what you have to say.
Agatha: So you’re really leaving?
Wanda: I am.
Agatha: I’m going to miss you so much.
Wanda: Me too... *kisses Agatha dramatically*
Darcy: She’s just going to work! Calm down!
Judge: How do you plead?
Agatha: *looks to Wanda*
Wanda: *mouthing* Not guilty.
Agatha: Hot milky.
Wanda: Just lock her up!

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Wanda: I’m glad Agatha feels safe enough to sleep around us. She looks happy.
Darcy: *uncapping a black marker* And vulnerable.