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Agatha: How am I attracted to you?
Wanda:
Agatha: Doesn’t matter, I am, go ahead.
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Wanda: How do we keep our relationship light and breezy? Oh! I know! A comprehensive set of rules!
Agatha: How am I attracted to you?
Wanda:
Agatha: Doesn’t matter, I am, go ahead.

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Wanda: You need to put a dollar in the swear jar.
Agatha: Why?!
Wanda: You said “ass.”
Agatha: Here's 20 dollars. That should cover me until lunch.
Wanda: Bitches be like “I’m baby”, but have childhood trauma and neglect. Like, what the fuck do you know about being baby? You were forced to grow up from an early age!
Wanda: Anyways, I’m baby.
Agatha: Baby, wanna talk about it??
Agatha: As my wife once said- get fucked.
Wanda: I have never-
Wanda: Stop asking me if this is “the hill I want to die on.”
Agatha:
Wanda: Any terrain will do.

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Wanda: I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil’ boi.
Agatha: Why would you say such a thing?
Wanda: He just wants to be loved!
Agatha: The glass is half empty.
Darcy: I think the glass is half full.
Agatha: I think you’re full of shit.
Agatha: *following Wanda around all day*
Wanda: Why are you following me?!
Agatha: I've been told to follow my dreams.
Wanda, blushing: O-oh-
Agatha: I’ve been dropping her the most obvious hints for ages now.
Wanda, jealous: She sounds stupid.
Agatha: She’s not stupid, just... dense.
Wanda: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you."
Agatha: You’re right... Wanda, I love you.”
Wanda: Yes! Just tell her that.
Agatha:
Wanda: ?
Wanda: You hate everyone!
Agatha: I know. It's the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
Wanda: The hatred?
Agatha: Yep.

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Agatha: I miss Wanda.
Darcy: She literally left 13 seconds ago!
*during the fight*
Agatha: Ha! You think you could beat me? I could eat you for breakfast.
Wanda: You... want to eat me??
Agatha: *blushing* Well-
Wanda: *wins while she’s distracted*
Agatha: *nudging Wanda awake at three in the morning*
Wanda: What??
Agatha: Do you like me?
Wanda: I MARRIED YOU!!
Agatha: Okay yes but like as a friend or as a wife? I'm still not sure.
Wanda: *thinking* Is... is Agatha into me? Quick, tell her a joke and see if she laughs!
Wanda: Did you hear the one about the skeleton at the dance?
Agatha: No, what is it?
Wanda: Well, he had to go alone, because he had NOBODY to go with!
Agatha: *starts laughing hysterically*
Wanda: *thinking* Okay, that’s not fair, that joke’s hilarious!
Agatha: *thinking* Why was that cute?!
Wanda: How can you be so unfeeling?
Agatha: Years of practice.

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Agatha: I trapped you here in my basement because I crave the deadliest game!
Wanda: *Nodding* Knife monopoly.
Agatha: I was actually gonna strip you down of your power but now I’m really interested in whatever knife monopoly is.
Agatha: Whoops.
Wanda: Whoops? Whoops?! This is not a “whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in “oh, fuck” territory, and I expect you to act like it.