one day this could be my downfall but not today

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important

that was your joker arc

i love overusing this emoji bro its so funny to me👀👀👀👀 why does it look like that👀👀👀

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

Every single goddamn dickhead on the mtg app is a living proof against eugenics. If being stupid and ugly was an immediately hereditary trait, none of these peoples' parents would've ever gotten laid.

nvm I figured out how to put a decent deck together.

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

(spent too long on Tumblr voice) actually the status quo is okay! It's okay to be the status quo! you don't have to be anything besides the status quo! #statusquoaffirmation #statusquosafe

if someone says its pronouns are it/its, remember that means its pronouns are it/its!! respect your local it/its user today and get its pronouns right!!

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.