I'm the donkey and the end of exams is my carrot

i think the hardest i’ve ever been owned was when my boyfriend and i were talking about our favorite feelings/sensations and he was like “my top 9 out of 10 feelings are sex with you” and i was like “aw baby🥺🥺🥺. what’s the tenth one??” and he didn’t hesitate even a little before saying “sex with your mom”

hollanov pr video for the cens where harris recruits shane (and later ilya for a matching video) to finally settle the whole 'attached at the hip' thing. this is achieved by having the recruited hollanov slowly inch further n further away during locker room time at praccy until the other one notices. the video does not settle shit. both- on record- manage a total of three feet (or the moment they leave the others peripheral) before their husband is letting out a whine and reaching back (ilya) or straightening up suddenly and turning around with that signature crinkle between their eyebrows and ☹️ (shane). the cens socials blow up.

Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

for ppl thinking "But what if I don't know what to comment!" do a live reaction. open a second tab and whenever you have A Reaction™️ to a line or scene, copy the line and type out your reaction, even just a keyboard smash or "this made me forget to breathe" or just "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" works! just any way to let them know how you felt reading it, I don't do it all the time but whenever I do, I get replies from authors being SO happy for a multitude of reasons, and if that's too time consuming just comment ur general feeling about the chapter!! we love it no matter how small the comment i PROMISE

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

“i’m leaving” ilya says as he gets up and bood asks “already?” and ilya’s like “yes, shane asked me to leave early” and troy says “you know no one here believe that right?” and ilya goes “but is true, he asked me” and bood’s like “man, we all know you’re the clingy one, just say you want to go home to your husband no one will judge you” and ilya goes again “im telling the truth, shane asked me” and troy says “we all know shane, man, you asked to come and he probably just said “okay” with that little smile he does” and ilya again “i’m telling the truth why no one believes me?”. then cuts to an oblivious shane dancing with anya in the kitchen.

ilya rozanov we may come from totally different places but I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

adrian talked about how it was scripted for hunter to be naim's bully at school. and with that, ryan seeing naim being bullied, ryan partakes, to prove his masculinity, before inviting naim to hang out at the mill and picking on him along the way, calling him a pussy when he didn't want to touch the snake, telling him that right there is why they call you 'a gutless limp wristed little fag', though vulgar, it can also be seen as ryan's own way of 'toughing up' or protecting naim, the new boy who just moved to town that ryan hasn't been able to look away from, not just to be a dick, not for fun, but because ryan knows it's how you survive the town he's lived in all his life

Leviticus really said yes life will be harder because I choose to be with you but I choose to be with you despite it all

someone said "ryan wanting to do cute shit with naim like take photobooth pics" and i'm now realising that the interaction ryan had with the entity that naim witnessed was ryan just thinking his crush wanted to take him out to a cute date. someone will see us. are you sure? even though everybody knows about me? you want to go anyway? ok :) FUCKING KILL ME

getting to see how different ryan is with hunter vs naim was sooooo buzzy oh my god.. he and hunter throwing rocks and punches, yelling until eventually they're drawn together and get the sexual contact they actually want. ryan justifying to himself that he can have sex with boys as long as pain precedes it, him using masculine rough housing as a flirting method, and that shaping how he approaches naim initally. He insults him for being afraid of the snake, of heights. Insults him for being weak, wrestles him to the floor, gets physical, throws verbal punch after punch. And then, finally, violent foreplay out of the way, now he can kiss him. But naim isn't hunter. He's shy and tender and kisses back like he wants ryan not just the thrill of taking what he shouldn't want. And seeing ryan take that in, process it, and have his demeanor towards naim change completely throughout the rest of their intial romance is so endearing. The next time theyre in the abandoned mill, there's no wrestling or insults, no necessary precursor of violence. Just lying side by side, welcoming naim's vulnerability and returning it with his own. There's nothing you like about this place? Meaning: do you like me the way I like you? Then not a kiss he takes, one they both give each other, slowly meeting in the middle.

love Leviticus because it doesn’t feel like a show meant to represent us queers to normies, no, it’s written for us, the catharsis at the end can only be felt if you felt queer before.