I am not locked in, I am DEEPLY locked out

Shane is the type of dad who gets so worried about sun exposure like his kids are LATHERED in sunscreen and they're so tired of it and go to Ilya but Shane just gives him a look and Ilya says "listen to your father, he only wants what's best for you" much to the children's dismay

A few years after they’re married, Ilya and Shane decide they want to start a family. They decide they want two kids. Shane isn’t quite ready to step away from hockey, so they decide that Ilya will carry the first and Shane will have the second child a few years later. Ilya becomes pregnant soon after the conversation and Ilya discovers, over the course of the pregnancy, that he really likes being pregnant. After their daughter is born, Ilya asks Shane if he can carry the next baby as well and Shane is fine with that. Two kids turn into three and then four and then five. When Ilya announces that he’s pregnant with their sixth child, #Shanestayoffhim trends for three days straight.

love this but also it doesn’t apply to 911 characters tho. evan buckley is not a fragment of tim minear’s mind he comes from another place. where the good souls come from

white ppl will steal every aesthetic from black culture and then call it something so stupid like bo derek braids instead of box braids or hasbin hotel core instead of black southern dandism. yall will bend over backwards to call my culture barbaric/scary just to drool over the aesthetic the moment no actual black people are involved (21 pilots vs actual reggae). And if ur white/nonblack reading this just reblog. I dont need any comments talking about how not racist you are + speaking up over actual black people.

maybe it's me being a brown woman but i can't comprehend how & why people treat having a racist phase as a teenager as smth okay or a norm

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog