IT’S ADORABLE FACE!!!

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

when I was working in a nursing home one little old lady would say “that’s unholy” every time something mildly inconvenienced her

I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….

My partner is an immigrant from the UK and still holds his citizenship. At a recent event, an acquaintance talked about how many “immigrants” get jobs over “Canadians” and they shouldn’t allowed to be management (which my partner is). My partner reaches across the table and goes “Hi, immigrant here!” and she goes “Oh I didn’t mean immigrants like you…” And you can so tell they just mean “brown people” or “Asian people” but they pretend it’s about jobs and shit.

That’s the same with my family. We were war immigrants from the soviet union and now live in Germany. Now the syrians are here because they also have war, and people keep asking me why I’m defending them so mercilessly. And when I tell them that my family (that is still alive) has gone through the same bullshit. But they insist that both scenarios are completely different. They’re not different, you’re just racist.

THEY’RE NOT DIFFERENT. YOU’RE JUST RACIST.

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

quick question how does a human relax? i would like to try it

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

me pretending to be busy at werk

This is the best episode ever

This is knuckles uncle

His knuncle