I’m Lord Of All Darkness, I’m Queen Of The Night.

My baby boy 💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzj2tttF7_iSit4ZrX4Ws3C_g0PzFyfgvlXe600/?igshid=c4cvgcffijy4

That book that my teach-aged when I was was 11 and she tried to tried my headmaster let me do my GCSES early. Girl who the school A*A*A*A* a year before they were even supposed to go the exams...don’t blame the children, that’s when I’m saying... for some reason. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzitivFhSxwPvi5x45fjpAVdZIZeSnTxLZUHlA0/?igshid=ryjo7e83f4ni

AEE + KDB = CJB. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzhvm_MFTp6BeSnnQ8hecwtIM3JrXfHZo4-XjQ0/?igshid=1fonblq6tdxry

Damn me for not taking the towel off the bed! It’s so rare that they willingly sit together and just chill. Ahhh well. My cooperative babies. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzhQqN7F5dL54lXX2Ra1TFj6wGcw8q_KW7BS8M0/?igshid=1v7dt76nqkqak

Teddy completely losing the plot due to the fact that another animal is nearer to me than he is. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzhP0MqlH0yVTAbIuX_Rb_H1KQruam0kUgjBi00/?igshid=1088ewdglauj7

Sleepy babies. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzg2dX7FpFXKIrgYP5uZZ2bHAcQ7SuCDY_m7eo0/?igshid=1qxovmaqki7xm

I won’t give him any of my Quorn ham so he’s sulking. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzgzWs9hQHUryEb_lzIH5uWw1D__ghDkqGpwwk0/?igshid=dk9cwqemwakg

Little Miss Doolittle strikes again. I feel really guilty because I forgot to pick up the bag of nuts on my way out, I tricked 3 of them into coming up to me while rushing for my bus. Soz squiggs, I’ll make it up to you. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzgLFjgh--5XKu0uWm-jBa0IXU0YaRnINkn67g0/?igshid=1f0ks5tt7npng

Squinty, breezy, duckies, lemonade, Boleyn, chubbster, relaxed, Dee. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzgI1MQhgSXbJqVIWTIEVoKWOn2xFFcQGiYn8Q0/?igshid=a7mpgywloq40

I was going to “accidentally” slip and fall into the comic book store and treat myself to a new wand but...noooo! My bank account is safe, for now. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzgFs-8BjDiVvd2h9wIfEeYRXsIlfA7vpSP9Qo0/?igshid=m4fljoslnei3

Having half a shandy in the sun while waiting for my bus to Chester and casually trying to decide which half of life to wipe out today. I have the Infinity Stones on way too many items of jewellery. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzfzOyQFEEcM93TdK_1H0SDnBk4DLSOlpz2pZA0/?igshid=1pffow1xy2ov0

This wasn’t here when I went to sleep last night. Yesterday I stayed indoors, didn’t drink anything, didn’t make contact with another human being. Hell, I didn’t even fall over or bump into anything and that’s an achievement for me. Yet, I still woke up this morning with a new friend. How does this happen to me every single day?! The only possible explanation; my animals are beating me up in my sleep. That must be it. But which one... https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzfjja-lDewFBe8LF0Vp3-APsh9whWHt_CAiVk0/?igshid=1poerylh42sp9

What to do when you frequently struggle to find your keys!! https://www.instagram.com/p/BzbIMkChAiED8JTNGrCQTLu_LG8IZV4i6Hdf1c0/?igshid=2kti740y5z8q

That was bloody fantastic. Tom Holland doesn’t get enough praise. The only weak point was Jake Gyllenhaal but I’m not sure whether that’s his character or him as an actor. Still, fantastic, even without the jarring lack of Stan cameo. Nice touch at the end though. Oh, STAY THE THE POST-CREDITS. I reacted so heavily I got actively laughed at and I don’t even care. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzavAq8lF-5xApLwB1e8fpzCoRakQJ1gFIXZ9I0/?igshid=1tyktpn25dizs

One of the only places you can still get a PROPER straw from. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzadVDPlYw0SQPsgHZ7ZCpGyRrFYKLitnWfUMU0/?igshid=5kk59tcwodua

People severely underestimate the power of an Aldi energy drink. Or, I missed my bus by 30 seconds, so decide to kill time by walking into town while waiting for the next one. Either way, all energy drinks are basically the same. If I miss a single second of this film I may actually do a murder. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzaYuy1lN5CUYK9qtrLBuBGI5j5mgX1Qi619jo0/?igshid=1ea0gh84m56eo

Her expressions absolutely crack me up. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzZDz1gFQw8xY-gkoj0mEVOEcRmTSy3Ivt5Qog0/?igshid=q01ccuouyqtg