potty mouth

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

there is something within me that i would like removed

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since

taking my jestosterone bc i’m a fool

Noise tolerance gap relationship

i'm jesting dude. lighten up.