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how to keep going for beginners

used to be when you fucked in a car you could always be sure that the car wouldn't know. thats not the case anymore. modern cars know when you're fucking in them. how could they not? maybe you can avoid this by simply turning the car off. maybe that's naive of me. i just don't know. it's hard to know these things

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

The writers of Buffy messed up the lore at various points, but I think the silliest way they did it was definitely when they established that vampires CAN move around in daylight but only if they have a blanket over their head and go "yeouch ouch owie" the whole time