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its 2020 and people still google "gmail" to access it

fuck you you don’t know my life

haha beanhead

In the last picture wouldn’t it be “Dammit Ms. FREEZEle?

nature is sacred, pass it on.

why are we here? just to suffer? every day i’m tormented by undiagnosed digestive issues

whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling

appendicitis

born to make history

I am 1000% here for this. Please make this happen.

I support! I’m so down for this!!!

how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

This is how Bernie can still win

it’s so weird to me that shrek originally wasn’t meant to have a scottish accent can you imagine him with an american accent? it wouldn’t be the same the scottish accents adds some flavour some zest a certain je ne sais quoi

him shouting ‘DONKEY’ wouldn’t be as powerful

Can somebody call my phone

Hello

Hello

How did you get my number