mermaid heart

I’ve seen people saying that Cher playing Meryl Streep’s mother in the Mamma Mia sequel stretches credulity because they’re the same age IRL, and to that I say: do you even go here? No one is going to see Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again for realism or accuracy or good casting. This is a sequel ten years in the making to a movie musical from 2008 in which Pierce Brosnan, Stellan Skarsgård. and Colin Firth danced around in sequined disco outfits singing ABBA’s “Waterloo.” A movie in which Julie Walters does a split-second Elvis impression while singing “Dancing Queen.” A movie with an entire musical number dedicated to the fact that Christine Baranski’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. No one is watching this movie for quality, you fools. We are here to act stupid in public and sing along (badly) to ABBA. The camp is a feature, not a bug.

Daily reminder that I’m still bitter about Desmond

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

I can hear this post.

I can feel this post

The energy in this post

crunchy

my favorite thing about e3 is not watching it and trying to guess what games are coming out by the incomprehensible posts everyone is making about it

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady