aspiring ghost

go on vacation. wear a tshirt for the first time in months. receive 50+ calls from the coworker you cruelly abandoned for two days. take a bath. deflect marriage proposal. eat a lobster. microwave evil doll. back to work

my beautiful children, frogbert and corning

tumblr morally gray woman enjoyers are really sleeping on bette porter from the l word. she's wildly successful but changes jobs every year. she's a serial cheater. she's jealous and possessive. she's a gallery curator with terrible taste in art. she killed someone to save her marriage and then didn't save her marriage. she ran for mayor. she's from philadelphia. she played soccer in middle school. when she wants something from someone she'll just track them down physically to their house and not leave. her power suits are so powerful the l word costume designers had to special order them from europe bc american women's suits don't have big enough collars. she loves her daughter. she pushed a guy down the stairs. when she's stressed she goes to silent retreats. she married and divorced the same woman twice. 2003's shiv roy fr

i love the x files cause it’s like what if the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen (literal doctor and FBI agent) got slowly convinced into believing in the most bizarre things imaginable by the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen (big stupid doe eyes) (also top FBI agent) and now they’re wanted by the government for being hot. or whatever