in omnia paratus

"Lorelai, please don’t joke with the maids. It’s not what they do."

- I missed you. - It's been like an hour. - Tell me about it.

Dustin: not right now, Lucas-

Lucas: BuT wHy ArE yOu KeEpInG tHiS cUrIoSiTy DoOr CLOSED Dustin??

Steve: I don't care-

Dustin and Robin, simultaneously: I don't CARE about Tina, or Uncle Jack's party-

Steve: I WAS STRESSED OKAY

El: Hop wants to talk to you

Mike: oh is it about my SICK FREAKING GRANDMA

Lucas: I need to tell you something, but it's a secret,

Max: should we go to the arcade

Anyone: Who do you work for?

Steve and Robin in unison: SCOOPS AHOY

Mike: I'm going over to the Byers to study with El and Will

Nancy, innocently: Oh, what's your test on, human ana-

Mike: SHUT UP SHUT UP RIGHT NOW

Dustin: I'm feeling low, I could really use a win

Steve: Aw, I'm sorry buddy, do you want-

Dustin: I'm going to challenge you to a fight

Steve: ... what the hell, dude

MILO'S 25TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”