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guiltfree snacks are such a concept. i dont feel guilt for having a pastry. I'm not catholic

Can one of the infinite people who played silk song tell me how far into the game/how difficult moss mother is.

first boss, about five-ish minutes in

Fantastic, tysm

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

dude

This is why spelltomes in skyrim are consumables

it's kinda crazy how advertising started out as just lying and exaggerating about a product and now it's like a team of psychologists trying to figure out new ways of manipulating our brains into buying a product

this is the best response image ever

Whenever I lose faith in humanity, I remember these four lovely folks and feel a little better 🥺