Some shit about shoelaces when i was but a child.

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

“I don’t want to die, I just don’t want to exist any more” sounds mild if you’ve never experienced it, but it is in fact a horrible, violent way to feel.

literal pokemon

dude

this is a pokemon

acid caterpillar

Gosh

This is a Pokémon and no one can’t tell me otherwise.

@go-lurk If you have time, I think your art would capture this as a Pokemon excellently. Just a recommendation, not a request, I understand you’ve been busy.

Listen you dumb bitch there starting to put a lot of shit in there you wouldn’t want in your kids

I heard they’re putting chlorine in table salt.

This is excellent, because rats didn’t cause the 14th century Bubonic plague. Fleas did. They started killing rats because they incorrectly assumed that rats were the cause. It inadvertently slowed the spread because the fleas were being transported by the rats. Rats were not the cause of society’s problem, merely a vector for transport. I have no context to understand weather this on the nose comparison in the tweet was intentional, but i love it anyway.

so slender man.

Fuck this is frustrating to read

Love it

I love how the notes are just people either tagging their local goblin or identifying themselves with goblinkind

U ever look up a tutorial on youtube and its just them doing it? 

Like... without the story and a 5 minute intro? No.

omfg

How the fuck

imagine watching a movie like infinity war but you haven’t watched any of the other marvel movies and because of that you don’t understand what’s happening at all and get upset about it. that’s what ppl who complain about kh3 despite it being their first kh game sound like.

To be fair. . . there’s like. . . 15 KH games between 2 and 3

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure.