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i really do love the weird consistency of the fact that everything works on dream logic in tma

it can’t hurt you if you just aren’t scared. you can do it if you just believe hard enough that you can. you can reason yourself out of the ritual of the stranger. you can walk out of the spiral if you decide you aren’t lost anymore. surgically removing the bullet means surgically removing the slaughter. physically blinding yourself severs you from the eye and of course you can stop the buried by throwing someone touched by the vast into it. of course you can trap the lightning monster in the sky book and stop the distortion by locking the door and have your dead husband’s ghost save you from the lonely because why wouldn’t it work that way. it’s really awesome in that it all genuinely does make sense in such a silly strange nonsense way

you don't have sex with fat girls? get well soon I guess.

do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light

[Image description: A color image in portrait orientation. The background transitions smoothly from a starfield on black at the top, through dark blue, medium blue, lighter blue, then back to medium, dark, and another starfield at the bottom. In the very center is a black silhouette of a human figure, appearing to float on its back as on the surface of water. Above it in the blue "sky" area are a curved, thin white line like the contrail of a jet aircraft, and two small black silhouettes of seabirds. Below in the deep dark blue, just before the starfield, are some silhouettes of fish. /end description]

*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy

*regular guy walks out, completely unaware anything is happening*

the hottest person in the world is not a supermodel or an athlete it is your random mutual on tumblr