Chaos Blooming

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

Confirmed creature post

The chomping creature taking taking another heaping mouthful of good deals and sales! Feast yourself on this kitty for only $13.94!

i should be naked with my lover not whatever this is

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

all dicks are good dicks but curved dicks are just a little bit better

this is why {y=mx+b} was so important, you gotta be able to calculate the curve of a dick before you can appreciate it properly

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

i thought Gorillaz said Godzilla at first and i didn't even question it like oh yeah no he is a celebrity