Birdy's Roost

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

I love these so much.

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY. THAT IS A THREAT AND A PROMISE.

Don't even worry about all that

#well why did he even buy a scrying mirror if he didn’t expect his familiar to scry

cat understood the assignment

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing