Questionable Time Management

Op the fact that size doesn’t deter you but the principal of the matter and the metaphorical ramifications of sexing Godzilla makes you the perfect 2018 mood honestly

This is the nicest addition to this post I’ve gotten. Its mostly other monsterfuckers calling me a coward.

referring to god with feminine pronouns is such a power play and i wish people did it more often

That Big Mood when you’re sleepy and tired all day but as soon as the clock strikes midnight you want to draw and paint and steal the mona lisa and do some cart wheels

Now this is a Russian culture lesson

He committed to how pissed off he was

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

you know at least once a week i’ll think that i’ve seen the worst post on this entire website but then, just like that, i’ll be BLESSED with a post that tops every other post i’ve seen, ever

if there was a 6 and a 9 there would be 69 and that’s the sex number

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

excuse me

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

if this image was any higher in quality it would have the power to kill

I have been cured of all illnesses.

Please tell me that’s the original Numa Numa Guy, please I need to know

Oh my actual goodness…I remember seeing the original Numa Numa video all those years ago and dancing to it and feeling really happy watching it…you sir are a meme legend and I hope life has been good to you!

i feel the need to add that the sign around the neck is “BIG SIZES” and the shoulder reads “IF YOU TAKE OFF THE CAP I WILL HIT YOU”

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are