Hi

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

my #radiantworm

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Is anyone here russian

i am

Have you considered taking your time

Take my time with what

Russian sounds like rushing a little

Ohhhhh now that you mention it it does. Good stuff!

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!