ladystardust_13

neil josten, man with the butcher of baltimore for a father, somehow manages to have mommy issues dominating every crevice of his brain instead. "god my mom would KILL me if she knew my dad found out where i was" like dude

kevin is so bad at being rejected. the only person to ever tell him no was andrew about the ravens and kevin followed him three states over so they ended up on the same team anyways

no but i think nora put jean with trojans instead of with kevin and neil, not only for his own sanity, but also for the sanity of the teams in foxes district. cause imagine you’re some random exy player, you arrive at the banquet sitting at your table and see Kevin Diva Day, Jean ThatBitch Moreau and Neil Attitude Josten in front of you. five minutes and you’re convinced that even a cockroach is less of a waste of oxygen than you. and when you think it’s done, they switch to french. are they still trashing you? have they changed the topic? is the misery ever going to end?

we need to give andrew more shit for the matching ringtones. everyone focuses on the armbands (which is fair #promise rings) but the matching ringtones are even crazier like that was so early in their dynamic and it was andrew flaying neil to his core AND at the same time cementing his position as neil's rock all tied with a neat possessive gay bow. andrew minyard you were moving in ways that need to be studied.

love the idea that Andrew Minyard is fucking weird. like I mean he is a weird kid. he's not a sociopath like everyone assumed he was, he's just fucking weird. this kid rips up food and eats it in pieces, he's weird. I dont think the meds made him say weird shit, they just got rid of the filter. he's still thinking phrases like that "holier than thou" shit. those thoughts are still bouncing around in that cranium, he just doesn't vocalize them. that eidetic memory is being used for niche random facts that he just kinda knows simply because he was bored once and decided to fuck around and find out. he wears black nail polish and bites his nails because he weird, and I'd go to war for him.

imagine being such a good boykisser that the boy who never wants to kiss anyone thinks he could die happy after spending his last days on earth having the privilege to kiss you and the kicker is, he means this literally bc he's certain he'll die, and then he almost does. not only that, but you're such a good boykisser that after said boy is tortured and almost killed and left extremely injured, one of his top sources of anxiety is that you might not kiss him again. genuinely no one was doing it like andrew minyard.

"What that mouth do?" Go nonverbal.

"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x

You know your sleep schedule is fucked when you have a permanent headache from staying up reading fanfiction about gay people kissing