Ummm uhh um

OH MY GOD

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

Forget about fancy dates, i wanna flirt with you in kitchen while cooking for you

REAL

@emo-56

I CANNNOT ESCAPE IT

they should invent a machine

The sexy transfeminine urge to isolate and burn relationships with people because you think you deserve it for being such a needy annoying piece of shit garbage person.

Yet another fine example of why the user base is a bunch of gay autistic raccoons

oh my god, legendary

they fucking ruined the word minion. the whole word, ruined, forever. they spent a billion dollars to change the meaning and ruin the word forever. there should be a class action lawsuit

now we have to say 'goon'

i love when my dad sends me videos of his dog bc his phone quality is so bad its like 3 pixels and it fucking kills me

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor