sad™

baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!

baby me, observing other children eating fistfulls of randomly colored gummy bears all at once: when do i get to go back to my home planet

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

Jim Henson drew the first sketch and was like "yeah that's fine"

and he was right!!!

(yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist)

i think they should make it illegal for anxiety

y'all are misunderstanding this, dw, it's not illegal to have anxiety, it's illegal for the anxiety to bother you, they'd arrest the anxiety