I should NOT be turned on by this....

i never want to read or hear the words “in these uncertain times” ever again how do i blacklist that string of words from every aspect of my life 

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

I WAITED SO LONG I HATE MYSELF

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

My heart

Come with me, lil dude!  You gotta meet these nice people I live with!

jimi hendrix dressed as a vampire is an absolute mood.

In the UK - Today (12/May) it was announced that a Railway Ticket Office Worker has died of Covid19 after being spat at. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52616071 A crisis like this brings out the best in some people and the absolute worst in others. 

She’s still thinking about that dog

“Zoinks Scoob! It’s like I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting all the g-g-g-g-ghosts!”