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Me: YES, yay! They did a mini movie ad with Connor!

My brother: Ok. So which phone do you want?

Me: My usual one just the newest version. Ooh and I’ll take a Connor phone case! 😌😁

My brother: They don’t have those.

Me: Aww man, I missed them?! 😔

My brother: I don’t think they ever had them.🧐

Me: What?! Missed opportunity on merch! They should’ve had phone cases, t-shirts, chargers, all kinds of stuff!

My brother: *sigh* So do you still want the phone?

Me: Yeah *audible sigh* (still sad about no Connor merch) 😞

My brother: 🤨

Meanwhile this is going through my head as we get my phone:

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."

Vampire.

KEANU REEVES