Wasting Space

Placeholder moustache

this lady’s got a brain the size of a chocolate chip and she’s smarter than i am

its SO fascinating how little girls have this inherent need to throw twigs and leaves and dirt together and mix them with water .. how we all called that some variant of the word potion …. how its an intercultural thing that no one taught us to do ……………. keep fostering that witch energy ladies

“Get you a girl who can do both” Me, I can be an idiot and an emotional mess at the same time.

slug: hmmm… plant: *chawmp* slug: ah I see. no thank you.

certified iconic post

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

parked car conversations are lowkey therapy sessions