I want adventure in the great wide somewhere....

cal appeared to give one single 2 second line about dad jokes at the end of the last episode of orphan black: the next chapter and I am taking that as evidence that he and sarah are still together and living happily ever after because that’s the kind of shipper I am

Remember kids, if a social media feature is ‘only available’ for US users, that means it’s probably so full of flagrant violations of EU privacy laws that you might as well just start sending your bank info to Nigerian princes too.

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

If you don't use your turn signals you are my sworn enemy, and naught but strife shall exist betwixt our houses until restitution is paid in blood or gold

They're in for assault and battery, for those who don't get the joke.

Shrek was a genuine cultural phenomenon. I think the better statement is "Shrek was so popular that a sequel to a spin-off film from 11 years ago made $430+ million."