Ducks In A Row

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

"we have to ban porn to make it advertiser friendly!" And then all they advertise is porn

Every Temu ad Tumblr serves me includes butt plugs rabbit vibes and knockoff fleshlights

THINK OF THE CHILDREN but also buy dark pattern labubus and gamble your money in this official Friends slot game. Also here's an ad for a cult.

Reading through the tags and shit y'all are getting fucking inundated with AI sexbot ads huh

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet

It's just so... surreal. Richest (and one of the most powerful) guy in the world begging his internet followers to be real niceys to him because online lefties making fun of him hurt his feelings, but neither him nor his followers would respect him expressing that kind of vulnerability so he has to somehow spin it as trolling and #Owning the radical lefties.

Fucked up my Rubik’s Cube real bad. Made the 7th colour appear. Stickers can’t be pulled off. Experiencing nose bleed.

i literally believe all the girls that were on antm deserve military backpay

happy international womens day